10 phrases that are better not to pronounce

There are men in nature who blurt out something from the list I have given sincerely perplexed: “But what, what did I say that ?!” Itself met such repeatedly. Let me explain why these phrases invariably upset, anger and unnerve most girls.

I THINKED YOU ARE OTHER.
YOU ARE SAME AS EVERYTHING!

I have already wiped my tongue, telling that in the bowels of every, even the most unpretentious human female, a complex of exclusivity lives. And with it the confidence that men deal with ordinary women as much as they want in the bestial way – they change, offend, abandon in the seventh month of pregnancy, etc. But not with special ones! And since you consider her “the same as everyone else”, then nothing prevents you from starting to do all these terrible things and turn her life into a branch of hell.

AND MY MOTHER HAS GENERAL CLEANINGS / HYSTERIES / ETC. GETTING BETTER!

And it’s not at all in the quality of the hysterics, but the fact that you, it turns out, are comparing. So, the referee appeared at the competition, which was obviously biased, because a certain number of years ago one of the “contestants” selflessly dragged him in her arms for 8 hours a day and was touched by the color of his poop. And hardly a girl will have the chance to more eloquently demonstrate to you her love and devotion.

SHE FRIENDLY ASKED FOR ME.
WELL AND WHAT SHE IS MY FORMER?

Who is the best informed about female deceit? That’s right, the women themselves. And believe me: even if you don’t see “anything like that” in the ex’s request to come to her on Saturday and help move the heavy wardrobe, we see everything. And all this clearly smacks of sex “from the old memory.”

A YOU REALLY
NOT ON DIET?

From human to female, it translates as follows: “Well, you too are fed up, dear. “A couple more kilos, and I’ll propose to live separately for some time, and I’ll have an affair with a yoga instructor.”

I NEED PERSONAL
SPACE.

We know what you really need. First, on Friday evening, to drink supposedly beer with, supposedly, boys. Then go separately to rest. And now, admire, you are already engaged to someone less affluent.

I DON’T OBLIGATE YOU
ANYTHING TO EXPLAIN.

As a rule, if a woman requires some explanation from you, she is confident that she has the right to do so. And your remark clearly hints to her that, oops, a mistake has come out, and your relationship is not as serious and promising as she thought.

WHAT SENSE TO EXPLAIN
YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.

It’s easier to say bluntly: “I consider you a fool full and at the earliest opportunity I’ll go to some sultry graduate Yele.”

A FORMER HAIRCUT
I LIKED MORE.

This is cruel, firstly, because the job is done, and now the girl will have to walk for several months, knowing for sure that you consider her ugly (well, not ugly, but just not as attractive as before, which is also bad) . Secondly, we do not need a beloved man to tell the truth to the question: “How do I look?” (Friends, mom, envious neighbor will tell her to us), but for moral support and blind adoration.

YOU ARE NOT TOO TOO
ADULT FOR THIS?

Medicine does not yet have a clear answer why this is happening (for me, too), but when they reach the 20th anniversary, most girls automatically begin to hear “old” instead of the word “adult”.

AND YOU SURE
WHAT’S FATHER ME?

It is only in the series of a woman after such a question that they rush to do a paternity test with a quick trot. In real life, such remarks plunge girls into such abysses of despair that it’s not so easy to run, but to say “Well, you are a freak!”

By Cindy
February 2, 2020

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