How to conquer a girl using astrology

It does not matter that you do not believe in horoscopes, the main thing is that girls believe in them, and therefore they behave accordingly. And if so, then for each sign of the zodiac during seduction, a special approach is needed.

We believe in horoscopes! Do not believe in horoscopes – show faraway mind and inertness of thinking. It’s not that we thought that the stars actually influence the fate of man.
As you know, women believe in horoscopes. Almost all. And since they believe, they build their lives according to the plan proposed by horoscopes. After reading the 541st article in the women’s magazine that Pisces is characterized by unpredictability and extravagance, the girl will crawl out of her skin, but will become extravagant and unpredictable. Even if she is the attorney general. And any self-respecting lady Aries in bed will boil with passion and growl like a wild beast, because, from the point of view of horoscopes, this is the behavior typical of Aries.
Agree, you simply do not have the right not to use this in the difficult task of dating girls. If you have a penchant for academic pursuits, get over it with shamanistic literature. If you are too lazy – read this brief summary describing the horoscopic types of women. Now you just need to ask a beautiful stranger, languishing from idleness at the bar, just one question: “And who are you according to the horoscope?”

• Cancer

She believes that …
Melancholy Cancers are sensitive to all criticism, do not tolerate ridicule and are extremely vulnerable. This is due to the fact that Cancers tend to experience all kinds of fears: they doubt their mind and attractiveness, are afraid of hunger, war and violence, and generally live with an increased sense of anxiety. Therefore, most of all they like compliments and money. Both of them eagerly save up – for them it is a guarantee of stability and confidence in the future.

So you …
Resort to the classic methods of seduction. Show me how broad your shoulders are. No, well, really wide. Especially if you look at the side. What a strong muscular arm! What a reliable thick wallet! Do not joke, but say things simple and understandable. About how beautiful she is, smart, slim and gorgeous in all respects. Only she clearly lacks reliable support in life – at least for tonight. And yes, be sure to offer her a walk to the water: in horoscopes it is written that most of all Crayfish love to walk on a moonlit night at the ponds. If you don’t have a single river or an oversized ocean at hand, you can limit yourself to a bath. And what, you light candles, sit ashore, that is, on the edge, and you will carefully listen to the splash of water … No self-respecting Cancer has the right to refuse such a dizzying proposal.

• Gemini

She believes that …
Gemini is a sign of changeability, a combination of several characters and temperaments in one body. They are unpredictable and impetuous. Their interests are changing, as in a spinning kaleidoscope. Today, a woman can be an exemplary mother and housewife, tomorrow a fierce defender of animal rights, the day after tomorrow a business woman, and another day a dreamer, poetess and musician who does not care about what is happening on Earth. In love and sex, they are just as fickle and unpredictable.

So you …
Do not break off if at first the acquaintance fails. In Gemini, who believe in their twin essence, the best thing is that they consider it their duty to change their mind about everything in the world every half hour. Your task is to hold out with her until the phase arrives in which she suddenly imagines that you are not at all a boring adherent, but the man of her dreams and, in general, we live once. Here, do not hesitate: immediately grab the girl under the armpit and drag her to her hole until she has time to move on to the next transformation.

• Pisces

She believes that …
Pisces live in a world of dreams and fantasies visible only to them. They tend to go with the flow and adapt to life, but they do it not consciously, but instinctively. They are dreamy, they often make good artists, writers, artists – in general, people of art. The second main quality of Pisces is a tendency to compassion and self-sacrifice. During the war, they go to hospital as a nurse, in peacetime they always serve the poor, feed hungry street cats, and are ready to share the latter with friends and even completely strangers if they seem unhappy to them. The element of fish is water, they drink a lot of fluids and, alas, are not indifferent to alcohol.

So you …
Romance and compassion is good. Help the girl romantically compassion, and she won’t leave you like that. Share last. Tell her some sad stories from your life. At the same time, it is not necessary to adhere to realities: a sad story about how your mother spanked you with a carpet knocker, and now the boss does not raise your salary, it affects only the fishiest fish, and not always. Choose stories that provide fantasy food. Tell us about how a kitten saved in a fire and then lay in a coma for four weeks. Then you yourself know everything. And to finally clear her conscience, invite her to your home for a reason, and watch Picasso and Bosch albums. Is she a man of art, after all, or a footcloth?

• Lion

She believes that …
Lions are proud, amorous and smug. In nature, they are the kings of animals, so they always try to look like a king. They are generous, patronizing others and love luxury. Lionesses will never deal with a weakling: their partner must be a real man – brave, strong and successful.

So you …
Even if you and I know that a real man is one who can install Linux in two hours so that it does not hang (and it doesn’t matter that the guy wears a Twiggy T-shirt and teenage-sized jeans), now pretend to be a cross between an oligarch and Che Guevara. Order oysters and amontillado. Arrange the waiter with a soft spread for the salad served at the wrong time. Move eyebrows menacingly toward any table at which someone laughed or spoke loudly. Have you ever seen tango dancing? Do you remember the men’s party there? So act the same way: resolutely hand on the waist, move the jaw back and forth, a severe turn, grab, pirouette – and now the lioness proudly and regally hangs from your hands, holding the rose in her teeth. Pressure, pressure and again pressure! If you have cash with you on a diamond necklace or some other cute trinket – very good. Lions above all else value bragging and window dressing.

• Aries

She believes that …
Aries are decisive, courageous and above love put success, which they must, however, achieve themselves. In relations with people, they try to dominate: the Aries woman prefers to keep nearby those men whom she can control and who surpasses in everything. She prefers not to be prey, but a hunter – she chooses a partner for herself and seeks his location. In sex, Aries are also liberated and prefer an active role.

So you …
“Prefer an active role” – that sounds promising. For the sake of such prospects, you can make sacrifices. For example, temporarily turn into a docile and spineless creature, but with very strict moral principles. At the table to her you can fall, losing consciousness of stuffiness and crush. When you come to your senses, do not forget to carefully clap your eyelashes, listen to her with your mouth open and periodically insert the phrases: “You are so smart!”, “I always admired strong women!” be embarrassed.

• Scorpio

She believes that …
Scorpions are cruel, vindictive and full of passions, although they know how to hide these passions under the guise of icy calm. They are desperate fighters, players and lovers, and it is dangerous to cross their path: in their revenge, they can go very far. In love, they prefer crazy sex of quiet tenderness, they are also extremely jealous and do not forgive insults inflicted on their pride.

So you …
If you are naturally peaceful and timid, it’s time to remember that you left the included iron at home. Hot sex hot sex – but why do you need burnt door mats and words lovingly scratched on the hood of your car? And all this shines on you in nine cases out of ten, if the girl really believes in horoscopes. Perhaps she will be very lazy to get up no light or dawn, put on a knitted camouflage cap and drag a heavy canister with gasoline under the door of the apartment of the vile deceiver, but like a real vindictive and jealous Scorpio, she will simply have to do all this. If you think that there are not enough memorable moments in your life, go for it. It is simple to seduce Scorpio, since this girl is sincerely sure that all Scorpions are femme fatal, created for vice and passionate sex with strangers. Expressive looks, predatory opening of the mouth, trembling there in the body portray – Scorpio will understand and approve everything.