How to fascinate children and dogs (and not to confuse)

After test from her friends and parents this is the last.

Sooner or later you will have to get acquainted with her dog, daughter or little brother. So that the girl did not guess that you are a slightly misanthrope and a little bit of neurasthenic, remember a couple of simple tips.

WATCH THEM IN THE EYES

Children: yes.

Dogs: no.

If you look into the eyes of a child, he takes it as a lively interest. But some dogs perceive this view as a threat. When something shaggy surrounds you on the threshold of her house, look into the eyes of only a girl. And let the dog sniff the palm.

TAKE PART IN THEIR BUSINESS

Children: yes.

Dogs: no.

The child will be terribly happy that you also collect Pokemons and McDonald’s spoons, and he will be the first to tell your girlfriend that you are better than Uncle Rob, who half a year tried to pull him up in math. But the dog is unlikely to appreciate if you go along with the train or grab the postman’s leg with it.

CARTING BELLOTUS, UNTIL THEY START JOGGING WITH LEGS

Children: no.

Dogs: yes.

Perhaps this is the best way to make friends with a dog (and at the same time determine its gender). But try to do it with the child, and you will immediately be wanted as a full-time pedophile.

USE BRIBE

Children: yes.

Dogs: yes.

In the pet store you can buy a luxurious bone or a toy that a grateful dog will nibble diligently, even if it has been fed four times before. A child can be chained to the floor, pouring a couple of Lego sets there. Neutralizing this couple, you can safely pay attention to the girl. You will only be disturbed by champing under the bed and shouting: “Look what I built!”

TO ASK “WHAT IS A CRAZY NOSE?”, LIGHTLY GRABBING IT FOR TWO FINGERS

Children: yes.

Dogs: no.

The dog, of course, will not say anything. And the child who has run in on shout will certainly ask: “And whose fingers are on the carpet?”