If a woman asks. How to answer the questions of your girlfriend (Continuation)
“Why are you always like this?”
How do you usually answer:
a) No, not always.
b) No, not always.
c) No, not always.
A woman speaks words with poetic liberty. For the sake of heightened effect, she is even ready to exaggerate something. For example, if you break a glass, she will kindly ask: “Why are you always so awkward?” Of course, you will immediately make an assault face and begin to insist on the accuracy of the wording. Open the cupboard doors and show off the other surviving glasses that you have used more than once. Maybe even drag a dictionary in which it is written in black and white that “always” is “at all times, constantly”. But she will remain deaf to your arguments. Moreover: the more violently you insist on your own, the more her irritation will grow.
How to answer: “Carefully my dear, do not hurt yourself about the fragments.”
Why do you need to answer this way: By refusing protection, attack, counterattack and brilliant parry, you will save your and her nerve cells, a bottle of valerian and gasoline, which you would need to bring her back from your mother. And at the same time prove that you belong to a tribe of strong, laconic men who do not quarrel with women because of any nonsense.
“Which dress should I wear: blue or red?”
How do you usually answer:
a) Blue.
b) Red.
c) Oh my God!
How to answer: This is the case when you have to answer the question to the question: “And what would you choose?” After her unsure: “r-r-red”, you must continue: “Why?”. After listening to the explanation: “I haven’t worn it for a long time … it shades my fair skin well … I want to make up my lips with dark lipstick … this color generally suits me more,” loudly exclaim, “Wonderful choice!”
Why it is necessary to answer this way: For women, the process of dressing is real creativity. With agony, a sense of lack of fulfillment and incomprehension … everything is as it should be. By forcing her to clearly articulate your ideas, you will achieve their speedy realization, and you may not even be late for the cinema.
“How was your day?”
How do you usually answer:
a) normal
b) So so.
Being such, to put it mildly, a laconic interlocutor, you risk imperceptibly turning into one of those villains that women usually complain about in the sections “Cry of the Soul”.
Well, you know – “my boyfriend constantly neglects to communicate with me, and because of this, I do not want to have sex with him.”
How to answer: “In the works of the righteous, but boring. And what was new with you? ”However, you should be prepared for what you have to hear after this long, heart-rending story about what is happening in their office, under the office, above the office, and what a strange trolleybus painted in pink checkered pattern, drove today at three fifteen past the cafe in which she dined.
Why do you have to answer this way: Because you will pay attention to her, express your submissive readiness to make contact and at the same time get rid of the need to take on yourself the difficult role of the author of the story. Speaking of the fact that the “woman loves with the ears” classics somewhat unilaterally highlighted the situation. Language we love even harder. Especially after dinner for a cup of tea with buns.
“You are listening to me?”
How do you usually answer:
a) Yeah.
b) Yeah.
c) What?
How to answer: “I just thought for a second – why was it in pink checkered pattern?”
Why do you have to answer this way: Even if you utter this phrase after her remarks: “Dear, stop nodding, I don’t speak for ten minutes”, you still have a chance not only to get out, but also to score points. A woman will make sure that you do not ignore her. On the contrary, her words have sunk deep into your heart, and you meditate on them. She will look at you with a new interest and think: “It’s worth how wonderful, sensitive and thoughtful I am. Not like the rest. ”
